Do you like comedy? Do you like buying gifts in Special December Times? Did you come to this page on purpose? Are you answering these questions out loud to your computer? THEN YOU ARE IN THE RIGHT PLACE!
Here’s a quick guide to my comedy wares this Holiday Season!
Starting with A BRAND NEW COMEDY EP!
A VERY HOLIDAY THING!
A holiday themed comedy EP! Thrill to six holiday comedy stories by me with music by the awesome Marc Doty. Stories include favorites from my blog like Batman on Jingle Bells, Adult Santa, and It’s Over, Snow.
The full album will be available in November of 2015 but you can pre-order it now and get the sample track, James Bond Prepares a Turkey.
Also this album was made possible by kind patrons on Patreon! Thanks!
COFFEE LIES!
AVAILABLE AS A MUG, T-SHIRT, PRINT, ETC ON SOCIETY 6.
I made the above joke on twitter and my talented friend Lar de Souza illustrated it and now you can put it on your body and stuff!
FLAW FEST
AVAILABLE FOR $10 ON BANDCAMP.
ALSO AVAILABLE AS A DRINK COASTER THAT TELLS JOKES IF YOU HIT IT WITH A LASER.
Flaw Fest is a double album of comedy and music. The comedy album is stand-up about all of my flaws as a human being. Fun! The music album is original songs inspired by the comedy album. Features songs by Paul & Storm, Molly Lewis, Bill Corbett, The Sevateem, John Roderick, John Munson, The Doubleclicks, Kevin Murphy, Mike Phirman, The Dregs, and even me.
“I am glad that Joseph Scrimshaw has the power of thought and audible speech, or else this very funny album would not exist.” – John Hodgman
COMEDY OF DOOM!
AVAILABLE AS AN AUDIOBOOK, AN EBOOK, and AN ACTUAL PHYSICAL BOOK.
Comedy of Doom is a collection of essays, jokes, and stories about the wide world of geek including but not limited to Star Wars, Doctor Who, Jane Austen, and the sport I invented, Competitive Hugging. Includes an introduction by Bill Corbett of RiffTrax.
SQUIRREL LOGO!
AVAILABLE AS A T-SHIRT, MUG, AND MORE.
This squirrel-centric Scrimshaw Comedy Crest was designed by Natalie Metzger and modeled above by Angela Webber of The Doubleclicks! It was also created as part of my Patreon project. Speaking of…
PATREON!
SUPPORT MY COMEDY ART HERE FOR AS LITTLE AS $1 A MONTH.
Patreon is a crowdfunding site creating ongoing patronage for indie artists. Patrons pledge one monthly payment which allows me to create a minimum of one comedy blog post and two episodes of my podcast Obsessed per month.
NO MONEY HELPING!
I understand money is tight for a lot of us because [REDACTED SOCIO-ECONOMIC OPINIONS.]
If you’ve read this far, I assume you are a kind person who likes my comedy and would like to help me out. Here are three things you can do that cost no money and only a few seconds of time!
Subscribe to my comedy channel on YouTube.
Rate, review, or subscribe to my podcast Obsessed on iTunes.
Join my email list on Fan Bridge.
Thank you very much for reading and Happy Special December Times.
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